That's all She Wrote.

So… the other day UPS tried to deliver a mystery package to me, but no one was there to sign for it.  It was already sorted to be returned to sender when I contacted the nice people who run @UPShelp on Twitter (because no even though no one answers the phone after hours, they DO answer tweets), and thanks to those lovely humans, I was able to pick up my mystery package this morning…

When I picked it up, it was light and made a weird broken glass noise, so I opened it there in the parking lot to find signed photos of Cobra Starship, two “You Make Me Feel” stickers, and THE FUCKING SUNGLASSES FROM THE COVER OF NIGHTSHADES!!!

I kind of feel like the universe realized it’s been shitting on my life a little too much lately and is trying to make it up to me.  Or maybe someone at FBR has my back.  Either way, I wound up sobbing in the middle of the UPS parking lot.